M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. On 1 August 1997, the Ministry of Magic was taken over by Lord Voldemort's Death Eaters. He also told him that someone had broken into his personal office. [63], Sometime after the Easter holidays, Fred and George Weasley set off a Portable Swamp on the Fifth Floor Corridor, and left the school in a blaze of glory. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Thus, the caretaker started to support Umbridge and follow her orders. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFilch is suspicious of Harry Potter as he wanders around the school, During the next school year, the alleged mass-murderer Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and the Ministry of Magic stationed Dementors around the entrances to the grounds in order to protect the school and Harry Potter, which was thought to be Black's target. Molly Weasleys naked body can turn men to stone AND homosexuality. Ron had to help Filch polish the silvers at the Trophy Room without using magic for his detention. [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. [2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker. InA Bit of Respite by Bryonia Alba,Percy and Oliver get some much needed alone time. [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. The films omit Peeves the Poltergeist, and so Filch's ongoing war with him is omitted also. [8], Near the start of the 19891990 school year, Jacob's sibling approached Filch in his office, where they asked him if he had seen their brother Jacob who had been spotted on school grounds. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. Granted they do come to visit, Harry just visits the most. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. [2] She had dust-coloured fur and yellow, lamp-like eyes. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. Harry is shrunken so needs somewere to go to stay safe hwere better then in athrur wealsey's underware. Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. On the former's first afternoon as Headmistress, Fred and George Weasley set off an enormous crate of Weasleys' Wildfire Whiz-bangs which spread all over the school. Draco then told Filch that he was trying to gatecrash. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. [13], During the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, Filch stood by the double doors leading to the Great Hall as Headmaster Albus Dumbledore gave his start-of-term notices. Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. [19], Filch later approached Jacob's sibling towards the end of the year, asking them where they were going. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. . It has always been the tradition of the Weasley men to be very hands on in teaching their boys about their bodies, and in a family known for large brood of kids the older siblings assist their father by teaching their younger siblings what theyve learned, and theyve never been ashamed of learning anywhere at home. [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. On occasion, he fruitlessly scrubbed the message with Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect. Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. Why should he feel bad about that? [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. Its his sixth year at Hogwarts, and Harry Potter finds out all new benefits of being the Chosen One inHarrys Sex Yearby VenomBat22. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. A Black Comedy by nonjon. He hated it. If you want more straightforward Remus/Sirius smut,Ten Minutesby KatScratches is the fic for you. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. Some Romione erotica highlights from other authors: In Midnight Swimby lrthunder, Hermione finds Ron skinny dipping, and the situation quickly escalates. What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. "Well at least we know Potter's an . [6] Skinny-ankled,[72] Filch would usually wheeze[13] and shuffle when walking. Scorpius and Albus are dating in this story, and after doing a little digging, they find out that their parents Draco and Harry also used to date. But when their children of the future appears, they are to read the books of their past,. Choose an interesting character, preferably a more obscure one that not many other people will have written about, and put them into a new situation. [72], On 17 March, Filch did his usual prodding act with the Secrecy Sensor as some of the sixth years departed the school for an Apparition lesson at Hogsmeade. Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. He's deserving of some enjoyment, isn't he? Hermione looked up at Harry's face. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. [55] But Cho vouched for Harry and stated that he was not ordering Dungbombs. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. 8. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. [83], Immediately after the battle, Filch grimly looked at a large pile of rubble in the Entrance Hall, which he dutifully began trying to sweep up, while the fighters gathered in the Great Hall mourning over the dead, and celebrating over their victory.[82]. As much as I prefer my canon couples, non-canon erotica is where the Harry Potter fandom really starts having fun. As Snape discussed with Filch, he wanted to take those objects in order to find who they belonged to (suspecting that they were Harry's). [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. On Valentine's Day, 1996, Harry Potter and Cho Chang departed for Hogsmeade together. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. If youre like me, you might enjoyRuns in the Familyby TransBoyWonder. The Dragons Brideby Rizzle, Hermione and Draco find themselves naked, tattooed, and married after a drunken night of debauchery. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, 1995 in which he stood by the double doors leading to the Entrance Hall, and listened attentively to Dolores Umbridge's speech. [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. Harry finds a butt plug that makes the person with it in them horny as hell. The Carrows were put in charge of all discipline and punishments, which were violent, including beatings and placing students under the Cruciatus Curse. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. Work Search: A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Feel free to suggest any pairings/situations you'd like to see, and eventually I'll try to include them (it could take a while). Lots of sex. He also told Professor Dumbledore, in what he said was the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind the students that magic was not permitted in corridors between classes.[53]. [41], On 31 October, Filch stood by the Entrance Hall checking the names of those going to the first Hogsmeade trip of the term. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. In a world where Vernon decided to get the freak out of his house as long as possible before he starts training his magical powers, the man sells Harry to his boss for the next five years when Harry was five. [16], On 8 November, Filch helped Severus Snape to apply bandages in order to dress the wounds on his leg after the Potions Master had been bitten by Fluffy. PEEVES! WARNING-NSFW-ONESIDED LOVE/RELATIONSHIP IS TOXIC-FEMALE HARRY IS NAMED HENRIETTA-NONCONSENSUAL BODY MODIFICATION AND BODY HORROR-TAGGED NSFW, EXPLICIT AND DARK JUST TO BE SAFE-EXPLICIT. Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. P.S. [61] The Ministry passed the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Eight overnight, making Dolores Umbridge Headmistress of Hogwarts.[62]. However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend. The detention Harry gets with Lockhart comes about in a different way, and is spent with less than school appropriate actions. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. 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